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The Blonde Painter"
The blonde decides one day she is sick and tired of
all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her
husband that blondes are really smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work
she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 p.m. and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool
of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather
jacket at the same time.
He goes over and asks if she is okay. She replies
yes. He asks what she is doing.
She replies she wanted to prove to him that not all
blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by
painting the house.
Then he asks why she has a parka on over her leather
jacket. She replies she was reading the directions
on the paint can and it said...
(You'll love this)
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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