The Blonde Painter

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these
blond jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
topaint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after
her  husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the  floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski
jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

 He goes over and asks her if she is ok.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing.
She replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and
she wanted to do it by painting the house.. He then asks her why she
has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

 She replies that she was reading
the  directions on the paint can and they said....

  I love this one !!

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS-------- :}