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How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast ...
4/7/2007 1:57:29 AM
> How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast.
>
> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function.
>
> He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing
> he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> water on the side table. And, next to them, a single
> red rose!
>
> Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of
> him, all clean and pressed.
>
> Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
> perfect order,
> spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
> takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
> eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and
> notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
> the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
> hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
> also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what
> happened last night?"
>
> "Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your
> mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway
> and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
>
>
> So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean,
> I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting
> for me?"
>
> His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
> bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
> screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!".
>
> Broken table - $200
> Hot breakfast - $5
> Red Rose bud - $3
> Two aspirins - $0.25
> Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS

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Re: How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast ...
4/7/2007 2:11:31 AM
FUNNY! Thanks! Neil
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Re: How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast ...
4/7/2007 5:28:16 AM

Ken

Great story to make a point.

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Re: How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast ...
4/7/2007 10:41:23 AM

Oh My!! That was funny!  Thanks for the laugh and the great advice.  I will check it out!

Happy Easter!

Judy

 

 

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Re: How to come home drunk and still get a hot breakfast ...
4/7/2007 10:43:07 AM
Hello Kenneth,

Thank you for the humour.


Kind regards
Amanda

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