Hi Friends,
Time for a bit of humor I think .... housework can be fun if you use any of these :
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
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Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. Price:
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My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it!
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I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!
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Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.
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Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it!
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Housework is a Family Affair.
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Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples.
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Dust is just a country accent.
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Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture.
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Clean off a chair and sit down.
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Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust.
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Born to shop - not to mop!
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Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies!
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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
If you have any of your own be sure to share Enjoy :-) Lee
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