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We are Valuable
We are more valuable than any
of the younger generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet.
And we are loaded with natural gas.
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WRINKLES
Life is like a hot bath,
The longer we stay in
the more wrinkled we become.
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DIET---WHAT'S THAT?
We all get heavier as we get older
because we have so much information in our heads.
So I'm not fat, just really intelligent.
My head couldn't hold anymore so
it started trickling down to the rest of
my body.
THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT!!!
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I'm on my way to Walmart to flirt with the doorman. If it is a she I will simply go back out and go to the other door. I am going for the sole purpose of buying some bubbles.......It is National Bubble Blowers Week you know.
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