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Vincent 307 613 Fort M...	UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 2/19/2007 1:05:24 PM
	UNANSWERED QUESTIONS **~~~~~~~~~~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that one enjoys it? ~~~~~~~~~~* There are three religious truths: Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ~~~~~~~~~~*** If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ~~~~~~~~~~* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~~~~~~~~~~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? **~~~~~~~ ~~~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?** ~~~~~~~~ ~~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, But a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? **~~~~~~~~~~* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? ~~~~~~~~~~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? ~~~ ~~~~~~** If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ~~~~~~~~~ Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? ~~~~~~~~~ What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? **~~~~~~~~~** I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam. ~~~~~~~~~ I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? **~~~~~~~~~ Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? ~~! ~~~~ ~~~** If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ~~~~~~~~~ You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive in Utah . **~~~~~~~~~ Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?** ~~~~~~~~~ If a cow snorted when it laughed would milk come out of her nose? **~~~~~~~~~ Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?**
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Sheryl 997 1260 Las Vegas	Re: UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 2/19/2007 1:17:50 PM
	Vincent, Wow, just when I thought I knew everything, you go and post this. I'm sure the government will soon put together a research team to find all the answers to these questions. That will cost us big $$$$!! Today is My Day! Sheryl Loch ~ allmylovecrafts Proud Mom of Jerky4College Rep, Caitlinn Hagar ~ gamegirlracing
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Kathleen 11447 13305 Grand ...	Re: UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 2/19/2007 1:19:54 PM
	UPS and FedEx could be UPsex. Lots of housewives are waiting for the UPsex man to arrive with his package.
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Sheryl 997 1260 Las Vegas	Re: UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 2/19/2007 1:35:11 PM
	I thought it was great when the UPS man came to the door. The UPsex guy should really give me a thrill!! I will start ordering everything on line - just send it UPsex!!! ‘Cuz I Can! Sheryl Loch ~ allmylovecrafts Proud Mom of, Caitlinn Hagar ~ gamegirlracing
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Lisa 847 711 Huntin...	Re: UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 2/19/2007 2:17:52 PM
	Just in time to make my day thank you for sharing.....UPSEX is good if they deliver.... I like the postal one too where they can put all the criminals pictures on the stamps and the mail man can look for the criminal at the houses where he delivers....hahahahahahahahaha Have a good day!
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