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Marilyn L Martin

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A NEW TWIST OF MARRIAGE GIFTS??? LOL!
2/8/2007 2:41:57 PM

Excited About Marriage

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.

Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'


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Re: A NEW TWIST OF MARRIAGE GIFTS??? LOL!
2/8/2007 2:44:08 PM

Very Funny

I will have to pass that on

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John Rivera

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Re: A NEW TWIST OF MARRIAGE GIFTS??? LOL!
2/8/2007 2:58:16 PM

HI Marilyn

THAT was super funny. The old boy was trying to save time but getting all his goodies in on central location.

JR

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Re: A NEW TWIST OF MARRIAGE GIFTS??? LOL!
2/8/2007 3:01:55 PM
Hi Marilyn,
Rebecca 79 yrs.old tells Jacob 82 that she is unhappy with there sex life.They decide to go to the Doctor.The Doctor say's I can help Jacob but he must follow my instructions.I am going to give him viagra but he must take it the way I tell him to.The Dr. say's take one on Monday,Skip Tuesday,Take it on Wedsday,Skip Thursday,Take it on Friday and Skip Saturday.Jacob agrees to follow instructions and the Dr. say's call me in one Month and let me know how you made out.Two Months go by and the Dr. doesn't hear from Jacob so he calls his home.Rebecca answers the phone.The Dr. say's Rebecca how did Jacob make out,I havn't heard from him.Rebecca say's you don't know! Jacob has passed away.The Dr. say's what from the viagra! Rebecca say's
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Rebecca say's no Dr. he died from "SKIPPING"
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Re: A NEW TWIST OF MARRIAGE GIFTS??? LOL!
2/8/2007 3:33:53 PM

HI Marilyn

This was the top piece on my wedding cake - lol

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