OK ladies, one for you. After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit
Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so
beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking,
the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one
problem. It's these breasts
you
have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They're a real pain," reported
Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that
having
only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only
half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again
visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite
creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You
see, all the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God
thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I
have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man
from a part of you. Now let's see..........where did I put the
useless
boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about
the rib?
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