> 1. NAMES
>
> If Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne go out for lunch, they will call each
> other Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne.
>
> If Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob go out, they will affectionately refer to
> each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
>
>
> 2. EATING OUT  
>
> When the bill arrives, Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob will each throw in a
> $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
> anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.  
>
> When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>
> 3. MONEY 
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.  
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but
> it's on sale.
>
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> 4. BATHROOMS  
>
> A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
> cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from hotel.  
>
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
> 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
>   
>
> 5. ARGUMENTS  
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>
> 6. CATS  
>
> Women love cats. 
>
> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
> cats.
>   
>
> 7. FUTURE  
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.  
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>   
>
> 8. SUCCESS
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife canspend.  
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> 
>
> 9. MARRIAGE  
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
>
> 10. DRESSING UP 
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. 
>
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
> 
>
> 11. NATURAL  
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
>
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> 
>
> 12. OFFSPRING  
>
> A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
> appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears
> and hopes and dreams. 
>
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
>
> 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY 
>
> All married men should forget their mistakes. There's no use in two
> people remembering the same thing.
>