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Geketa Holman

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Ten Commandments: Hillbilly Version
1/23/2007 9:01:10 PM

Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the in the Ten commandments. . Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)


(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.


Hear, O Israel the L-rd our G-d,the L-rd is one http://www.DHGBoutique.com
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Re: Ten Commandments: Hillbilly Version
1/23/2007 9:08:31 PM
Hi Geketa,

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

Can't get more straight talkin than that.

Av a Good One!....


    Gerri
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Geketa Holman

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Re: Ten Commandments: Hillbilly Version
1/23/2007 9:16:05 PM

Hi Gerri ,

thankie thankie .. nope sure K'ain't, Kan ye? :)

Blessings,

Geketa

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Re: Ten Commandments: Hillbilly Version
1/23/2007 9:22:32 PM

Easy to understand.  However, the problem is not in the understanding; it is in the keeping.  (Jesus blew everybody out of the water when he elaborated on all it takes to commit adultery without physically doing it.  He did the same for murder.)

Lawton

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Re: Ten Commandments: Hillbilly Version
1/23/2007 9:47:39 PM
hello Geketa...thanks...very cute...they still mean the same in any language....Larry
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