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What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!
Just simmer down!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
A: Because his boots were at the menders!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!
How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!
Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!
What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't!
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow!
Where do milkshakes come from? Excited cows!
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