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A biker was riding along a California beach when
Suddenly the sky clouded
Above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have
Tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
You one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over
Anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think
Of the enormous
Challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
Required to reach the
Bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
Take! It will nearly
Exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
Is hard for me to
Justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
More time and think of
Something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand
My wife. I want to
Know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when
She give me the silent
Treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and
How I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
God Bless!
Marion
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