HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
( 1 ) You got to find
somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age
10
( 2 ) No person really
decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who
you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten,
age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by
then.
-- Camille,
age 10
( 2 ) No age is good to
get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
-- Freddie,
age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL
IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at
the same kids.
-- Derrick,
age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR
MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age
8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette,
age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.
-- Martin, age
10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
( 1 ) I'd run home and
play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
-- Craig, age
9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age
7
( 2 ) The law says you
have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
-- Curt,
age 7
( 3 ) The rule goes
like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE
SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9
(bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE
DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
-- Kevin, age
8
And the #1 Favorite
is.....
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A
MARRIAGE WORK?
( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a
truck.
-- Ricky, age
10
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