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Local Jokes
12/19/2006 9:57:07 AM

Here I will tell you the jokes from my country. Some of it may not be funny...but please read it at least...

 

okay...this is my first joke...

In a court, a woman want to divorce her husband....

Woman: I want to break up our wedding...I want to be divorced right now...!

Court: Why? What is your excuses...

Woman: Because he had another wife...

Court: How do you know?

Woman: Well...if you look at my childrens none of them looks like my husband..

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Second joke
12/19/2006 10:11:58 AM

Well...here's the second..

 Mr M, a genius businessman was talking with his son, N

M: N, I had chosen a wife for you....

N: Come on dad, this is the 21st century...let me choose my own wife...

M: But she's the only daughter of Mr K, the billionaire...

N: Mr K?????........okay!!

 Mr M go to Mr K house

M: Mr K, I had chosen a suitable husband for your daughter...

K: No way!

M: But he's the vice president of the Public Bank

K: Vice president?...I'll take the offer!!!

 Mr M go to the Public Bank president office

M: Sir, I had a candidate for vice president

President: Im sorry...we're full...

M: But he is Mr K son inlaw...you know Mr K right?

President: Mr K??...ask him to come here tommorow!!

 

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Hafiz Rahman

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Re: Local Jokes
12/19/2006 10:36:21 AM

Fent,

This one just for laughs..

         Please...Just a kiss!

> At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened
by
> the
> night, the guy decides to try for the first kiss. With an air of
> confidence,
> he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
> "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
> Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
> Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
> Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
> Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
> Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
> Him "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
> Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
> Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
> Her: "No, no. I just can't"
> Him: "I beg you ... "
> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
sister
> shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says:
> "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need
be,
> he'll come down himself and do it. But for God sake tell him to take
his
> hand off the intercom...."

cheers

Hafiz Rahman
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