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For The Kids...
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible
Who said that?
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace!
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
William the Corn-cutter!
What English King invented the fireplace?
Alfred the grate!
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!
What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!
Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!
When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!
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