Hi Everyone!
I hope you are all ready for the holidays! Only two weeks left to go and then....smack...it will be Christmas! I myself am just looking forward to the break!
I wanted to let you all know that I will not be posting any jokes til next week...well, except the one below. I start my first term finals tomorrow for Mechanical Engineering Technology.
Please wish me luck as I am going to need all the luck I can get!
Happy Holidays!
Sheri Lynn
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer , I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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