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Pesky Telemarketer 11.27.06
11/27/2006 10:38:03 AM
This one I thought was real funny as I get calls from telemarketers all the time Pesky Telemarketer The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. Then I proceeded to tell him that we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me, as I returned to the table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable.
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer 11.27.06
11/27/2006 11:09:07 AM

Hi Larry,

    LOL!!! That was priceless!!!

Can you really do that? I want to do this to a telemarketer.

Or would that be too mean?

Thanks for the enormous giggle.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

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Re: Pesky Telemarketer 11.27.06
11/27/2006 11:28:26 AM
Wicked!  But, funny!
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer 11.27.06
11/27/2006 11:45:00 AM
Hello Larry,

Thank you for sharing this humourous story - loved it.
One would have to be able to keep a straight face for duration of the telephone
call to pull this one off without snickering..!


Kind regards
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Re: Pesky Telemarketer 11.27.06
11/27/2006 1:54:50 PM

Hi Larry,

That goes into my book of Classics.  I will use it with a telemarketer soon.  I had used up most of my comebacks and returned to using three blasts on the police whistle that stays by the telephone.  This is much more humane.

Thanks,

Phil Black

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