For The Kids... Why did the Romans build straight roads? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend! When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave? Rust in peace! What famous chiropodist ruled England? William the Corn-cutter! What English King invented the fireplace? Alfred the grate! What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus! What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead! What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece! What is the strongest bird? A crane! What is the smelliest city in America? Phew York! What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking! Who was the best actor in the bible? Samson, he brought the house down! What cake wanted to rule the world? Atilla the Bun! What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning? He wakes up! What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over? Bruce! Why do witches wear pointy black hats? To keep their heads warm! What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend? Hello gore-juice! What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard? To the other side! What do wizards stop for on the motorway? Witchhikers! What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard? Tyrannosaurus hex!

Hi Larry,

    I like for the kids, I think they are funny. Does this mean I am in my second childhood, or that I just never grew out of my first? LOL.

   Thank you, Larry.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

Hi Deborah You are not that old to be in your second childhood so it must mean you never outgrew the first

Hi Larry,

These are great!  Although I am old enough to be going through my second childhood, I prefer to think that there is a little child in all of us, that still likes to be silly once in awhile.  Thanks from that little child inside.

Have A Great Week,

Phil Black

Hi Phil So am I close to 3rd childhood