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Craftie Linda

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THANKSGIVING TIME
11/23/2006 12:43:03 PM
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional
feast.   Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
       
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.  With a look of total shock on her
face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the
reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
       
         It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
       
         Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE! 

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Re: THANKSGIVING TIME
11/23/2006 1:17:33 PM
Thank You, Little Ghostie ! That was very funny and so timely my turkey is in the oven as I type! Miss you! Blessings to your family, I am sure they are feeling the empty spot you left with the holidays so close! Those we love never leave they just change planes of existence! Bless you all!
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Re: THANKSGIVING TIME
11/23/2006 4:03:18 PM

That was very funny, Ghostie, I have a feeling your family is a crazy as mine is, but and do we have a lot of fun.  We do not have any natural blondes but dark hair or not we do have some just as gullable.

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Re: THANKSGIVING TIME
11/23/2006 10:11:00 PM

HI Ghostie,

That was too funny .. thanks for the giggles .. or should I say gobbles ..?

Blessings,

Geketa

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Re: THANKSGIVING TIME
11/23/2006 10:33:27 PM

After this, I am keeping my eye on you, you little devil!

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