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SO YOU THINK YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby In
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped
into gear and the man still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along
as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran into the room to find her husband cut and
bleeding, the motorcycle and the shattered patio door.
She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly Large
hill, went down several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to Right
the motorcycle and push it outside. She also blotted up the spilled
gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle and went into
the bathroom to console himself with a cigarette while attending to his
business.
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
His wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her Husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown
away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for
an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance, They
asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard; one slipped and dropped the stretcher, dumping the
husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
STILL HAVING A BAD DAY? JUST REMEMBER, IT COULD BE WORSE...
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