A Newfoundland Love Poem

 

Of course I love ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

 

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

 

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

 

No woman who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

 

I'm tellin ya the truth no

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

 

I swear on me grannies grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I Was ever gonna get

 

No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the hockey's on

And fetch another beer. 

 

Author Unknown

 

 

You are a SCREAM   Nick Sym !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

:-)

warm wishes

Pauline R

Thank you Pauline and have a great holiday!

Hi Nick,

Thought all that stuff was socially incorrect!  Funny though LOL.

Love
Jenny

Hey Nick, Thanks for the culture, uplifting, wisdom filled, etc. poetry. Ya does a great service but bring this poem to us. Too many poems emphasize the perfection that everyone loves in people. So, not all of us can attain and keep that great a look. Here's to all us with less than perfect shape. Now my self esteem has risen to great heights. Ya are one nice fella!!!