Things to Ponder

1.  Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
money they already know you don't have?

2.  Why do you press harder on a remote control when you
know the battery is dead?

3.  If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4.  Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

5.  If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving
backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
(I've tried it, it doesn't work)