Hi everyone, I just couldn't resist.... It was rush hour.... Traffic was backed up for miles; the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's Dick Cheney. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?" He said "about ten gallons." :-D :-D :-D :-D Have a wonderful day!! God bless, Dave Save more: http://ldsavings.com

Good one!

I have never made any political contributions before, but I think I could spare a gallon.

Ezra

Hi Dave,

Thanks for the laugh I am surprised the punch line wasn't more like," dose he need a macth "?

Grins,

Geketa

Hello Dave,

Not what I expected, but it sure is funny!!!  I thought maybe someone was collecting kleenex for the President! 

Hi Jo, He's going to need a lot, I think... God bless, Dave