OMG!! Wild and Wicked...... this is going to be a fun week at Adland.
My best mate John (the party) Partington has been crowned KING
Come on over and join the mayhem
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A SPOT OF GOLF.....
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some
horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it," the nun
said. "When did you use this awful language?" the Mother Superior asks.
Answered the nun: "Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive
that looked like it was going to go 280 yards, but it struck a phone line
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only
100 yards from the tee."
"Is that when you cursed?"
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out
of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior.
"Well, no," says the nun.
"As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky,
grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it
flew
near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the bloody putt,
didn't you?"
Go celebrate with John now folks and have some fun
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