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Guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
They call 911 and the ambulance takes him to the hospital where his doctor meets him and checks him out.
He said "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put a splint on it to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ...an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal herself. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, look at this, "Still in the crate!!"
Blessed Weekend!
Marion :-)
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