Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

12.. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, my last question...

Have A Blessed Sunday!

Marion :-)

Marion, Marion, thanks for the good laugh !!!! this is so cute, sent it on to my son who is a dog lover, I am one too !!!!! lots luv Pauline R

Hello Marion,

Thank you for the invitation. Your Sunday Smile is a nice topic giving us a siritual feed for a week. Keep this nice work on. I will try to be here evry Sunday.
I am reorganizing my activities and my life. I will fllow a routin by visiting forums I like and love and do not just jumpin to topics by POP us wher perhaps I am unwelcome.

Warm Regards
Georgios

Dear Frineds:

While here at the Radio Station, programming our inspirational music and our Devotional Pslams of Joy, I decided to review the forums around the Inernet and found yours. I began thinking how you can usually tell about one's relationship with ( GOD ) in how they treat their dog ( DOG spelled backwards = GOD ); a Minister shared that insight with me years ago . I found that even more on target and interesting as I read over your forum.

This will be a real grin for the entire staff and a great way to begin my day; I will keep most of what you shared with us in mind.

Those who have not done, please,  download our radio player and join us every Sunday from midnight until 12 noon as we present our inspirational music and our Devotional Bible verse.

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Hi Marion :)  thank you, LOL! Absolutely Gorgeous!! and you too have a Blessed Sunday :)