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Senior Citizens
10/24/2006 12:27:57 PM



At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens
were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't
even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another
contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an
old man as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a
short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.
"Thank God we can all still drive."
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Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Senior Citizens
10/24/2006 12:33:50 PM

Hi Leonard,

     How funny but sadly true.

Better to be over the hill, than under it. LOL

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Deborah

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Re: Senior Citizens
10/24/2006 12:55:53 PM

Hi Leonard!  :-)

LOL!  Thanks for the chuckle this morning my friend! 

Maybe if these seniors had discovered The Fountain of Youth, as I have........they would be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!  :-)

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~ Drummerboy Keep on thinking positive…..thank God for everything that’s good in your life……..and make it a great week!

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Re: Senior Citizens
10/24/2006 3:11:12 PM
So those were the Senior Citizens I was driving behind. That explains alot! Mary
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