An elderly lady was pulled over for speeding. Officer Brown got out of his car and went to the driver's side of her car. He said, "Ma'am, You were speeding..." She immediately responded "Officer, I have no license, no insurance, I have a gun in the glove-box, this car is stolen and I killed the owner who is in the trunk!" The officer made her get out of the car and he called for back up. The second officer came and said... "Officer Brown told me that you have no license, no insurance, you have a gun in the glove-box, this car is stolen and the you killed the owner who is in the trunk!" The lady responded and said... "Yeah, right, and I bet that lying youngster will try and say I was speeding too!" --------------------------------------- Have a great day! God bless, Dave http://desktoplightning.com/default

Hello Dave,
I bet she got away with it.
Thanks for the laugh.
Rose

Thanks a bunch for the laugh Dave.  We elderly ladies can really come up with some good ones.

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thats too cute

Hi Dave,

Now this is priceless, and I agree with Rose......she probably got away with it.

It reminds me of my husbands grandmother years ago.  In a very small town where the police know everybody, she is pulled over for speeding also.  She had just picked up her cat at the vet, and when the policeman came up to the window, she started crying and said, "Now see what you've made me do......I got so nervous when I saw your lights that I went to take a heart pill, and I took the cat's pills instead."

Well........you know the rest.  He was laughing so hard, he let her go  :-)

Bless you,  Jill