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Hi friends,here's a dose of Funnies for you!
According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they
said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists
say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right.
Colors. Fill your plates with bright colors. Greens, reds,
yellows.
In fact, I did that this morning. I had an entire bowl of M&M's.
It was delicious! I never knew eating right could be so easy.
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A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious
woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar
today," she said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
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A farmer goes into a store to buy chicken wire.....
Farmer: I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire.
Clerk: Haven't you heard? We've gone metric. We sell things by
the meter now, not the yard.
Farmer: (Thinks about it) OK, I'd like 10 meters of chicken
wire.
Clerk: Right. Is that with the half-inch or quarter-inch holes?
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Hope you have a great week
Leanne Busby
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