In a hotel in Athensl: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a laundrette in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a ticket office at the airport of Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In the window of a fur shop in Switserland: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the door of a hotelroom in Moscou: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a tourist office in Prague: Take one of our horse-driven city tours we guarantee no miscarriages
In the office of an italian doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases
In a hotel in Boekarest: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
In a hotel in Vienna: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
In the lift of a hotel in Belgrado: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a hotel in Tokio: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a hotel in Prague: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
On the bill of fare of a Swiss restautrant: Our wines leave nothing to hope for
At a laundry in Bangkok: Drop your trousers here for best results.
at a taylorshop on the ile of Rhodos: Order your summers suit. Because is a big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
on a billboard of a camping in the black forest in Germany: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a hotel in Zurich: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose
At a Zoo in in Boedapest: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
How funny translations can be......
@nnelies