For The Kids... Who went into a witch's den and came out alive? The witch! What is a witches favourite magazine? The witch report! What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight! What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick? Don't fly off the handle! Who turns the lights off at halloween? The light's witch! Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin? Ever tried broomstick pie? What do you call a wizard from outer space? A flying sorcerer! For The Kids... How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair! What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese! What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and squeak! For The Kids... Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a poodle! Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A: A petticoat! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion? A: A terrified postman! Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than it's bite! For The Kids... What does a vampire say to the mirror? Terror, terror on the wall...! How do skeletons call their friends? On the telebone! Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin! Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf? Be quiet and brush your face! What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home? A comb! What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch on a high speed train! What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument? A trom-bone! For The Kids... What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor! What does a cat go to sleep on? A caterpillow! What's green and dangerous? A caterpillar with a machine gun! What pillar doesn't need holding up? A caterpillar!