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A joke for you my friend Kathy
- messages to/from MRS.JACK SUNSHINE
From MRS.JACK SUNSHINE: A joke for you my friend Kathy
Date:10/4/2006
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> >
> > What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee from the points
> > of
view
> > of a Brit, an American, a Chinese, a Scot, an Israeli and a
Palestinian.
> >
> > Brit: - Throws out the coffee and leaves.
> >
> > American - Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
> >
> > Chinese - Eats the fly and throws out the coffee.
> >
> > Scot - Drinks the coffee with the fly since it's a free extra.
> >
> > Israeli - Sells the coffee to the American and the fly to the
> > Chinese
and
> > buys himself a new cup of coffee.
> >
> > Palestinian - Blames the Israeli for violence against him and for
throwing
> > the fly into his coffee, requests aid from the UN, takes a loan
> > from
the
> > European Union to buy a new cup of coffee and, instead, uses the
> > money
to
> > purchase > explosives. Then he blows up the coffee shop where the
Englishman,
> > the American, the Chinese and the Japanese were trying to explain
> > to
the
> > Israeli that he's too aggressive!
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