A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each one wish."
”Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
“The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the husband & became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful b**tards should remember fairies are female.
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