When the time came to hand out brains the blondes thought someone said trains so they all stepped out of the way.
What do you call the black spot beneath a blondes hair?
The hole where the brains should be.
How do you know a blonde's been on the computer?
There's whiteout all over the screen.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
She wanted to know how long she slept.
Why did the blonde throw a jar of jelly on a busy highway?
She wanted traffic jam.
Why did the blonde throw the butter out the window?
She wanted to see a butter-fly
Why did the blonde throw her watch across the room?
She wanted time to fly.
Blonde: I’m having trouble training my dog.
Brunette: Why don’t you get a dog training book.
Blonde: Why? My dog can’t read.
A blonde pulled into a parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure the dog had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and the blonde wanted her to learn that she had to stay there. Walking backwards, the blonde pointed his finger at her saying, "Now stay there. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car perhaps noticing the young man was blonde, gave him a strange look and said," Why don't you just put it in park?"
A blonde, brunete and a redhead were at an amusement park when they came across the "Haunted House". The redhead immediately piped up, "I can go in there and come out just fine." And in she marched. But in the first room it was pitch black, she heard a floor board creak and then "Wooooooooo" She Screamed and rann for the door. The brunette was doubled over laughing and says, "You wimp, I could go through there no prob." So in she went. But in the first room it was pitch black, she saw something coming toward her and then heard "Woooooooooooooo" She SCREAMED and ran out. Both pale and trembling looked at the blonde to she would do, a smirk grew on her face and without a word she walked in. And in the first room a wind was blowing, the rafters creaking, it seamed as though the place would fall any second! And out of the darkness she saw a grotesque form coming toward her, she took a deep breath and "EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW"
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