Well everybody since your on the blondes I'll keep with the flow:

Blonde, Brunnette and red head went to a scottish castle and as they were browsing the artifacts they came across an old mirror that was all roped off.  A sign hung on the rope that said "Legend has it that if you told this mirror the truth it would give you anything you want.  BUT if you lied to it you would disapear forever."  Well the three looked both ways to make sure there were no security guards and one by one they crossed the rope.  The Brunnette tells the mirror, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in Scotland." POOF she was gone. The Redhead says "I think I'm the smartest girl in Scotland." POOF she was gone.  The blonde steps up and says "I Think....

  POOOOF

HEY JARED! GOOD ONE. I'M 57 YEARS OLD AND THOUGHT I'DE HEARD THEM ALL, BUT THIS IS A FIRST, MY FRIEND!!!!

KEEP 'EM COMMING!

PAPPAJIM

Thanks - I like that one too.

I'll post a few more.  Oh yeah did you know you can drown a blonde by putting a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

YEAH! THAT WAS MY NEXT ONE!!!!!DARNNITT!

O.K.~OFF THE BLONDES FOR A FEW~~

WHY IS THE POLOCKS DOGS NOSE FLAT?

FROM CHASING PARKED CARS!!!!!

PAPPAJIM