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Larry Anderson

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For The Kids 9.29.06
9/29/2006 6:05:31 PM
For The Kids... Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up! For The Kids... What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu! What kind of doctor treats ducks? A quack! What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate? Afer ewe! Why did the ram fall over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn! What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic you like! Where do sheep get shorn? At the baa baas! What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole? A bullfrog! For The Kids... What is posthumous work? Something written by someone after they are dead! What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece! What is the strongest bird? A crane! What is the smelliest city in America? Phew York! What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking! Who was the best actor in the bible? Samson, he brought the house down! What cake wanted to rule the world? Atilla the Bun!
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Re: For The Kids 9.29.06
9/29/2006 6:36:20 PM

Hello Larry

There are two listed that I really like.

"Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there" and "Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!" LOL!!

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Larry Blethen

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Re: For The Kids 9.29.06
9/29/2006 7:03:51 PM
hello Larry...these are cute...and funny...and I am not a kid....thank you...Larry
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Phillip Black

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Re: For The Kids 9.29.06
9/29/2006 8:04:21 PM

Hi Larry,

No matter the age, these are just plain funny.  Thanks for the smiles.

Here's one for the road:

Did you hear about the new Restaurant that opened on the Moon? 

Business wasn't going very well.  Seems the Food was Great, but there was no Atmosphere. 

Have a Woderful Weekend,

Phil Black

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Re: For The Kids 9.29.06
9/29/2006 11:40:51 PM
Hello Larry,
These are really cute. Thanks for the laughs.
Bless you,
Mary
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