Todays dose of a dam good rib tickling lung wrenching stomach churning fun and frolicks...........
Shipwrecked kiwi
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus
clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around
it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman
the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued
her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky,
cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He
fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising
he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman and
whispered in her ear, .....
"would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Have a fun packed 24hrs folks cos you deserve it....
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