3 men die and are interviewed by God. He explains to them that Heaven is a huge place so they will each be given a car to get around in. The type of car depends upon how faithful they had been to their wife.
God asks the first man, warning him that, as he is God and knows everything, so he had better tell the truth.
The first man confesses to many affairs explaining that many women found him irristable, and he couldn't help himself.
God shakes his head "You can only have a Smart car."
The second man, when asked the same question replies that he only ever cheated once and imediately confessed to his wife and after weeks of pleading, she forgave him and they lived hapilly for the rest of their lives together.
God gave him a family saloon.
And so on to man 3, who proudly told God that he never even looked at another women and was happily married for 60 years.
God was very pleased with him and gave him a top of the range Limo.
A week later, the first 2 men are walking along the road, when they see man 3 sitting in his Limo crying. They tap on the window and when he winds it down, they ask him what is the matter.
"I've just seen my wife" he sobs. "So why are you crying then" they ask him. "She was on a skateboard" he blurbs.
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