Hi Ana,

These are Hilarious! I just got them from my sister-in-law. Since I don't have a "joke" forum, I just Had to post them here. Thanks for the opportunity to share. hehehe, don't skip any, you'll miss out on a good giggle or for a couple a "roll in the floor" laugh! 

 WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
   
(because they are plugged into a genius)
   
    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
   
(they don't have enough time)
   
    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
   
(they don't stop to ask directions)
   
    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
   
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
   
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
   
    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
   
    6. WHY DID GOD M AKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
   
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
   
    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
   
(don't know.....it never happened)
   
    And my personal favorite:
   
    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
   
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
   
    Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and Laughter in your heart...
Then you are just a sour old fart!!!!!!!!

heheheheheheheheh,
Have a great weekend everyone,
Angela

Thanks, Angela!  Those were hilarious and very true!  But I won't be emailing them to my dad...he's the one who reads the email and he may not be amused or show it to my mom!  I think those are too racy for my folks!

Hi Anna and Kathleen,

Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed them. I thought they were great. heheheh

Kathleen, you right about the "racy". I wasn't even sure if I should post them.
But I've seen worse, and they are really innocent. lol

Have a great weekend,
Angela