OK. I'LL START IT~~ A BLONDE WAS SPEEDING DOWN THE ROAD IN HER BRIGHT RED SPORTS CAR WITH THE TOP DOWN, WHEN SHE WAS PULLED OVER BY A STATE TROOPER(WHO WAS FEMALE AND BLONDE). SHE APPROACHED THE CAR AND ASKED THE BLONDE FOR HER LISENCE. AS THE LADY FUMBLES THROUGH HER PURSE(GETTING REALLY AGITATED) SHE ASKES-"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?" THE OFFICER SAYS,"IT'S THAT LITTLE SQUARE THING WITH YOUR PICTURE ON IT." THE LADY HANDS HER A COMPACT. THE COP LOOKS AT IT, THEN HANDS IT BACK AND SAYS-"HAVE A NICE DAY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALSO A POLICE OFFICER !!!!!!!!