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Friday's Laughter 9.22.06
9/22/2006 3:26:23 AM
God the Parent Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't." "Don't what?" Adam asked. "Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied. "Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!" "No way!" "Where?" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno," Eve answered. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "DID so!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed. Explaining the Flag A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars, too!" Psych Treatment A woman called her insurance company to see if her policy covered psychiatric treatment. After reviewing her policy, the agent told her, "Yes, Virginia, there is an insanity clause!" Small Town Stop A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Officer," the man began, "I can explain." "No explanation needed!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I have to tell you something." The man tried again. "Just keep quiet! You're going to jail and I'm notinterested in what you have to say!" the officer barked. A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." Out of Step As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?" "What?" asked the recruit innocently. "I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"
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Re: Friday's Laughter 9.22.06
9/22/2006 5:51:04 AM
HELLO Larry..these are great...thank you....Larry
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Re: Friday's Laughter 9.22.06
9/22/2006 6:42:40 AM
Hi Larry You're welcome
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Re: Friday's Laughter 9.22.06
9/22/2006 12:05:52 PM

Hi Larry

            I have heard the one about Gods children it is a great joke good to know that the best even had bad kids he he these are great Larry thanks again.......Linda C. have a great weekend everyone.............

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Re: Friday's Laughter 9.22.06
9/22/2006 12:11:33 PM
Good ones, Larry!  From your keyboard to my screen to grandpa's emailbox!
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