Hello my friends, My friend Ron passed this on to me so heres your morning laugh.Have a great weekend.Kathy Justifiable Homicide > > A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. > > > > "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something > > in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!" > > > > The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in > > the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it, and found a brand new > > bathroom scale. > > > > His funeral is on Saturday at 2 p.m. Kathy/simikathy.net

A husband and wife were disagreeing with each other and the silent treatment was under way! The silence continued, when a week later the husband needed to get up at 5am to catch a business flight. His alarm clock wasn't working, and he grudgingly realized that he needed his wife to wake him up.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote down on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 5 tommorow morning so I can catch my flight," and put it on her pillow before she came to bed.

The next morning he awoke to find that it was 9am, he heard his wife in the kitchen, and he had missed his flight. He noticed a note on his pillow, "It's 5am... Wake up!"

ROTFL!!!!!!  That was too good! 

hello john, your so special, thank you,kathy/simikathy.net

hello brian, your good,kathy/simikathy.net