Hi Guys, Just thought that I would send this little piece of laughter out today. My sister sent it to me. They are pretty funny. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. >> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to >>swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its >>throat was very small. >> >> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. >> >> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not >>swallow a human; it was physically impossible. >> >> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". >> >> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" >> >> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". >> >> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children >>while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see >>each child's work. >> >> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she >>asked what the drawing was. >> >> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." >> >> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks >>like." >> >> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the >>girl replied, "They will in a minute." >> >> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments >>with her five and six year olds. >> After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy >>Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to >>treat our brothers and sisters?" >> >> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) >>answered, "Thou shall not kill." >> >> >> >> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was >>trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. >> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all >>grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's >>Michael, He's a doctor.' >> >> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's >>the teacher, she's dead." >> >> >> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. >>Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I >>stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I >>would turn red in the face." >> >> "Yes," the class said. >> >> "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the >>ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" >> >> A little fellow shouted, >> "Cause your feet ain't empty." >> >> >> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic >>elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large >>pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: >> >> "Take only ONE. God is watching." >> >> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the >>table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. >> >> A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is >>watching the apples. >>author unknown Have a great day! Angie P.

This is a good one Angie, Thanks for sharing!

Sheri Lynn