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God created the dog.
9/6/2006 11:19:57 PM
Hi Everyone God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a lifespan of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten. So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year lifespan." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. "God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you a span of twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow didn't want and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog refused, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "you've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. ------------ Hope you enjoyed it! Thanks Leanne Busby HOW TO....Add your program,biz or resources. http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/16256/ShowForum.aspx Tips for Building Your Business http://community.adlandpro.com/forums/14857/ShowForum.aspx
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Re: God created the dog.
9/7/2006 2:46:40 AM
Hi Leanne thank you for the laugh this morning
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9/7/2006 10:43:47 AM

Hi Leanne.

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Re: God created the dog.
9/7/2006 12:51:28 PM

Hi Leanne,

Thanks for the joke. Have missed them recently. I hope all is well.

Kind regards,

Tina 

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Re: God created the dog.
9/7/2006 4:17:53 PM

Hi Leanne,

Thanks for putting a smile on my face:-) That is cute!

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