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Hi Friends,
Here's a few good ones to give you a laugh!
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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep
for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute
cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,
you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs.
Yup..... I wanna be a bear.
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According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription on
the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to
tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the
address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: "Wash.
Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from
an unidentified camper:
"Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I
think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the
leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.
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Hope you enjoyed these!
Thanks
Leanne Busby
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