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Small Jokes
7/26/2006 5:07:37 PM

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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As pilots training in the U.S. Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs you make."

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you are old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Have a great day!

Regards

Ted

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Re: Small Jokes
7/30/2006 5:13:18 AM
Hi Ted!



Great microjokes! Can I use these on my Website?
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Re: Small Jokes
7/31/2006 10:07:39 AM
I LOVE It!!!!! Thank you for the Great start for today!!!! Spread the happiness!!
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Re: Small Jokes
8/3/2006 7:39:21 PM

Thanks for sharing Ted! Great to have you here.

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Re: Small Jokes
8/3/2006 11:22:41 PM

Hi Stephen,

Feel free to use these jokes and make someone else smile.

Best Regards

Ted

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