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Hello my friends,
Laughter is great for the heart and soul.Kathy/simikathy
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was
Attending a convention in Las Vegas
And, as you would expect, decided
To check out the brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked
The Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00,
What cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00
And the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,
The man stomped off down the
Street in search of a more equitable,
Hopefully unionized shop. His
Search continued until finally he reached a
Brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House.
" The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00,
What cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00"
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100.00,
Looked around the room and pointed to
A stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam,
Then gesturing to an 85-year
Old woman in the corner, "but according to
The Union rules, Ethel here has Seniority."
Gotta love it!!!! Pass this smile
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Family and co-workers!!
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