Hi! Monica, I like your forum and the subject itself it's interesting and informative. Regarding the subject itself, I have some few jokes about it that you may use to supercharge your conversations with your friends, your next selling trip, your cocktail parties, or your next date.
JOKE #1: Where did you get that black eye?
For kissing the bride after the ceremony.
Isn't that the usual custom?
But this was three years after the ceremony.
JOKE #2: A kiss is a peculiar proposition. Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss for two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to ask for it, and the old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege and the hypocrite's mask. To a young girl- faith; to a married woman - hope; and to an old maid - charity.
JOKE #3: Do you know you are the first man to kiss me?
Then you must have taken a correspondence course, for you
certainly don't act like a beginner.
JOKE #4: Many a girl who saves her kisses for a rainy day finds that the man who calls for them is all wet.
JOKE #5: I went to a party last night, and what food! We had mushrooms. Did you sit in one? Did I sit in one? What do you think a mushroom is? A mushroom is a place where couples kiss.
That's all for now, Bye and take care