Knock Knock! Who's There?  
Candy.

Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon? 

God's Email  
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of his best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while.

When she returned she told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."

Well, he considered for a moment and thought maybe he'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good."

God said this was not good.

So he decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that e-mail said?

Oh, you didn't get one either, huh? 

Hey Larry,

I'm sending out a note about God's Email to my friends - maybe they got one??!!

If they did I'll have them forward it to me - don't hold your breath! My friends probley weren't on his list.

Sheryl

Hi Larry,

  Hmmmm? I am still looking for that e-mail.LOL

Thank you for the giggles.

Your Good Friend

Deborah

Hi Deborah

You didn't get one either?

maybe it went into spam

lol

Hi Sheryl

if you get it please forward it to me

cause I didn't get it