Walk Softly
"How is it that every time I pass your station, you are not working?" the angry department head asked of an employee.
"It's because you wear sneakers, sir!"
The Meaning of Self-Help
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Have a great 4th of July everyone
|